“Sooo guys let me tell about my super interesting life even though i know you don’t really care, I just want to brag about all the dollar bills I earn you see me posting along with pictures of my cleavage. I might even go get my tattoo re-done for the millionth time just because I have money to blow and you don’t. What adds the cherry to the cake is that I couldn’t give a fuck about any of you until the day my pictures get less than 10,000 + notes then I’ll maybe follow one of you and whore out that you creamed your panties over me, just to unfollow you in a couple of days. And between trying to live like the Jersey Shore gang and tumbling I’ll occasionally do a promo to get even more followers, like I need them.”

UGH. If you didn’t reblog good shit from time to time, I’d unfollow you, then follow you just to unfollow you again. -.-